Lovin' That Dog of Mine

Last night I had both a sad and delightful realization. Staring at into my beagle’s eyes, I suddenly knew that I would never again have such an intense relationship with a guy so handsome. This is sad for the obvious reasons, although the happy reasons might not be as apparent. You see I never have to worry about him leaving me for another woman. Well, I guess it could happen however I know that he will always come back to me. Ahhh, the beautiful benefits to having a micro-chip implemented in your main man’s neck!