I happened to glance down at my weird little shopping cart tonight while doing some grocery shopping today to see the following items:
-Two 12-packs of beer (Schlafly Pale Ale)
-One 6-pack of beer (Schlafly Coffee Stout)
-One carton of milk
-One bag of dog food
-A couple of dog toys
-One 2-foot tall gold X-mas tree
and. . .
-A copy of Us Weekly.
A perfect recipe for holiday grocery shopping. Right?