Happy F****** Holidays.

So I knew this Jesusday-time would be a hard one for me, but I did not expect it to make me as hostile as it turns out that I am. I made the mistake of going to the mall the other day to buy some gifts for friends and family. Instead of finding the perfect holiday trinkets and baubles for my loved ones, I found myself wanting to punch my way of of the Mary Engelbreit store, kick the kiosk merchants in the face, and knock over the babies of Baby Gap. I think the only person that is as angry as I am is the pope.

Wouldn't you agree?

1 comment:

Ali said...

Wasn't this guy in the Exorcist? And am I going to hell for saying that?

By the way, the sale rack at Anthropologie is always good for a certain aunt-like someone. I'm just sayin'.