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You need to sell your roomie's shit. Seriously, just take all his crap and sell it, then use the money to get the power back on.Seriously.Sell his shit.
I am so f-ing with matt. DO IT.
I'm with them. I don't care if he's moved out already. Find that new apartment he's at, snag his scrawny girlfriend and sell her to the Chinese. Or someone else, maybe, but I'm watching Law & Order and they really seem to have a thing with the Chinese.
Matt - thanks for the advice, but he told me about the power as he was moving out - so I have no leverage.Neil - thanks for rubbing it in my face that you are watching Law & Order. You're the best.
You're welcome to join me in my basement hideaway anytime.
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