How Much is that Anal Sack in the Window?

"Puppies are sooo cute!"

"Man! Dogs are so great!"

"Why can't we get a dog?! They are so wonderful!"

I once said these things. I once believed these statements, but then I got a dog. And if that wasn't enough, I then learned about anal sacks. "Anal sacks? What are 'anal sacks'?" you say. Check this out to get some really beautiful cartoons to help you understand the magic of the anal sacks.

One website describes the purpose of the anal sack as lubricating "the anus, and provid[ing] a scent." Knowing this, it should be pretty evident as to why it was such a bummer to find the contents of my beloved dog's anal sacks coming out of his mouth and landing on our carpet this evening.

Still have a puppy-hankerin'?